Laughter is key to your mental wellness. It can pick you up, keep you positive and bust stress, all within minutes. Enjoy!

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." -Erma Bombeck "Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas." -Paula Poundstone "So far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days." -Terry McEntire "A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically." -T.H. Thompson "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." -George Carlin "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle "The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about." -Evan Esar "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." -Jerry Seinfeld "A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year." -Marty Allen "My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine." -Caroline Rhea "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." -Doug Larson "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something." -Jackie Mason

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are....First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1,000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1,000. Now add 30. Add another 1,000. Now add 20. Now add another 1,000. Now add 10. What is the total?Did you get 5,000?The correct answer is actually 4,100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right........Maybe.

Fourth Question:Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary.

Read the question again!